Social Sipper Gifts

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

"Honey, I'm home."

Liquidity Lunch

'We only drink at weekends, the rest of the week we are as miserable as sin...'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I'm at that point in my life where everything calls for a drink."

It's a very popular pub. If you ring home you can say you're at the office.

"I haven't completely abstained, but I only drink in moderation these days."

"I drink this because I really like the flavor of getting drunk."

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

"Ideally, I'd like to reduce my alcohol consumption to the level that I tell my doctor I drink."

"If It's for you, you're neither here no there, in my personal opinion."

"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."

Wine Tasting

Wine and Books Bar.

"So what are you planning on giving up for New Year?"

"Oh, I hate the taste. It's the ritual I adore."

Men's Parallel Bars

"Cheers mate - You're a good egg...!"

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Finish every drop - the 5 P.M. cocktail is the most important drink of the day."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Zimmer Drinker

'Hold on! Now I remember, you swirl the wine first.'

7 Dead Twits Pub & Alehouse - 'He's paying.'

'I drink so much alcohol I'm afraid to smoke!'

"I'm the weakest link?"

"I don't mind being linked with you but I don't want to be lumped with you."

"If I had it to do all over again I wouldn't change much—maybe part my hair on the other side."

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."

"Sipsies?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."