Street Sipper Gifts

"I only started drinking in the street when they turned my local boozer into a supermarket."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

Running Latte

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

A very fine vintage

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

Liquidity Lunch

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

"'60 Minutes' is on."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Happy hour.

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"Sipsies?"

Can I get you another coffee?

Common stock, Preferred stock, Private stock.

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."

"Transitioning from home to office again is more difficult for some than others."

Men's Parallel Bars

"You taught him to bring the paper?" "Just the comics."

'They sat in an etape, playing bezique and swilling skookum saloop.'

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."