Sipper Enthusiast Pillows

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I forget to drink."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Running Latte

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Dogs Bring Slippers.

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Liquidity Lunch

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Velvety. And so was the wine.

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

Cowboy Slippers