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"Does this make us three sheets to the wind or four?"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"I forget to drink."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

Running Latte

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Liquidity Lunch

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"Sipsies?"

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Fallen Angel.

'Boozer's Week.'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'Oh alright then, just to the top"

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

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