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'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"I forget to drink."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

Running Latte

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Liquidity Lunch

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Fallen Angel.

"Sipsies?"

'Boozer's Week.'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."

'Oh alright then, just to the top"

"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."

"Does this make us three sheets to the wind or four?"

Men's Parallel Bars