Sippy Cup Defender Prints

'If I were your attorney, I'd advise you to throw yourself on the mercy of the court, but as the judge I can assure you that it'll do no good.'

A Hole in the Dike

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

It's for you.

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

Frank and Ernie's Diner. I'll have the beef and tomato consomme from Santiago. Coming up one chilly Chile Chili!

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'As a gastroenterologist, what would you take for this soup?'

I always wanted a pony. I guess this is as close as I'll ever get. "Waiter, there's a pony in my soup"? It would never work.

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

Billy strip: bed pan.

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Repossessed

Cactus Huggers

"Sippy cup holders!"

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

"What beats me is how you global warming sceptics always turn out to believe in local warming."

"They said that creating an alphabet soup was a bad idea, but I will make them eat their words."

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

"Medicine is giving the eat-drink-and-be-merry model another look."

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

"Lady, I didn't go to barista school just to serve you black coffee."

"Stop annoying my pooch!"

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"Who'd believe our luck?"