"Look, I've got nothing against globalization, just as long as it's not in my backyard."
Local Defender Prints
Decorate your space with vibrant prints featuring your local hero. Artistic and inspiring, they capture the spirit of community protection in bold, eye-catching designs.
Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."
Wifi in Hell
'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'
No Soliciting
A Change of Scene.
"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."
'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'
Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.
'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...
"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"
'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'
Dog being carried off by ducks.
'How long did you try before calling?'
'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'
'For our specials today, we'll despoil our shared environment, filthy-up the air, completely ignore the rules of good global manners and cyber attack all your systems. . .'
We all have our jobs to do here --- You guard against burglars and I'm the food critic.
"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"
Fish with Shield
Art Theft
'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'
Gentrification vs Manchester...
"True, I'm from pest control...but we don't eliminate internet trolls."
Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.
J.F. Bonner 1886 - 1974. Soldier, Statesman, Author, Philanthropist. Trivialized by the media 1986.
"My husband has a thing about double glazing salesmen."
Why the "Man's Best Friend" thing is a total fraud.
'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'
"If you put it on the net someone might steal your idea."
How do you keep cats out of your garden? I catch the little sneaks
One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.
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The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.
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Local Defender Prints Collection
Local Defender Mugs
Looking for more ways to celebrate local defenders? Discover our full range of mugs that honor community heroes with witty and heartfelt designs.
Local Defender Pillows
Add a cozy touch to your home with pillows that pay tribute to local community heroes. Browse now to find your favorite design.
Local Defender T-Shirts
Want to wear your pride? Check out our collection of t-shirts celebrating local defenders—stylish, fun, and perfect for showing your support.