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"Look, I've got nothing against globalization, just as long as it's not in my backyard."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

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A Change of Scene.

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'How long did you try before calling?'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'For our specials today, we'll despoil our shared environment, filthy-up the air, completely ignore the rules of good global manners and cyber attack all your systems. . .'

Fish with Shield

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

Art Theft

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

"True, I'm from pest control...but we don't eliminate internet trolls."

Gentrification vs Manchester...

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

J.F. Bonner 1886 - 1974. Soldier, Statesman, Author, Philanthropist. Trivialized by the media 1986.

"If you put it on the net someone might steal your idea."

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

"My husband has a thing about double glazing salesmen."

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