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COVID-19 in the Big Apple.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

No Soliciting

Insect extinction

A Change of Scene.

Nuclear waste.

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Run, Mike, Run!

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Dog being carried off by ducks.

Evolution.

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

Pasadena Playhouse War

Nun confronts mugger.

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Urban Expansion

"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

"The government is going to fight climate change by rearranging the deckchairs on the iceberg."

COP26

COP26 GLASGOW

The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"