Urban Detective T-Shirts

Find a witty t-shirt that captures the urban detective’s love for mystery and city life. Stylish and humorous, it’s a great way for them to wear their detective spirit.

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Fake beggar.

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"Apparently, our self-driving car is angry. It sent me a text saying it got tired of looking for a parking spot, so it went home."

"Apparently, our self-driving car is angry. It sent me a text saying it got tired of looking for a parking spot, so it went home." mockup

"Apparently, our self-driving car is angry. It sent me a text saying it got tired of looking for a parking spot, so it went home."

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A boy acting suspiciously

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'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.' mockup

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

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"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again." mockup

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

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"The end of my favorite series is near."

"The end of my favorite series is near." mockup

"The end of my favorite series is near."

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'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.' mockup

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

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"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit." mockup

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

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Domestic Spying Drones

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"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!" mockup

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

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Undercover Biophysicists

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The world of surveillance.

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'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?' mockup

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

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'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.' mockup

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

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'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?' mockup

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

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"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!" mockup

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

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'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?' mockup

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

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"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir" mockup

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

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"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges." mockup

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

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'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?' mockup

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

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Excessive Paperwork

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Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

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'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.' mockup

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

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"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..." mockup

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

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"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own." mockup

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

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'You're an inspector now?'

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"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

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