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'In London Town the streets are paved with gold!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

A sure sign of rain

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Walt Disney on ice."

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"We need rain."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Vampire on a plane

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Suburban Legend

Romulus and Remus

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

'You're an inspector now?'

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

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Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"The beginning of another urban legend."

"There! I heard it again!"

Urban legend museum? I think it's around here somewhere, but I've never actually seen it.