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"You bring da fish?" "You bring da bread?"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Monster Clown

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"On your left."

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'

Romulus and Remus

"We're here, Harry."

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'Emotional blackmail.'

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

A smart alec boy

Myths and Other Urban Legends

Planet of the Ants

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Biker and Cyclist.