City Mysteries Enthusiast T-Shirts

Man on street in Los Angeles, "Welcome to L.A."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

King Kongs first christmas

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

"He did it!"

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'