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"Here's a dish I used to cook for my late husband. If you want to try it just follow the recipe, but ignore the part where it mentions a pinch of arsenic."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

Mobsters at the Beach

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

Newton's Law and Order.

"Paper or plastic?"

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

Handcuffs.

Burglar escapes from tower using Rapunzel's hair.

"Make it look like an accident"

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Taking to the sky...

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

'You can't arrest me -- I gave my power of attorney to another guy!'

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

Fingerprint Show

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

'Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs record anything incriminating.'

"We have ways of making you talk."

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

Nice tie, Al - hand it over."

Museum. So the thieves got past us with a few items, it's not like the stuff was new.

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"And what do you see in this inkblot?"

"Law & Order: Museum Guards."