Crime Mystery Lovers Prints

"Here's a dish I used to cook for my late husband. If you want to try it just follow the recipe, but ignore the part where it mentions a pinch of arsenic."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

Mobsters at the Beach

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

Newton's Law and Order.

"Paper or plastic?"

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

Taking to the sky...

Burglar escapes from tower using Rapunzel's hair.

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

Handcuffs.

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Make it look like an accident"

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

'You can't arrest me -- I gave my power of attorney to another guy!'

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

Fingerprint Show

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

"Law & Order: Museum Guards."

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"We have ways of making you talk."

Nice tie, Al - hand it over."

"And what do you see in this inkblot?"

'Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs record anything incriminating.'

"I've come about the guitar lessons..."