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'The killer should not be hard to find - he has left a trail of inserts.'

hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Arrest of La Tuta

"It was me who did it!"

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

'Murder, eh? Nailed me for trespassing.'

A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.

'Did he say anything before he died?'

Black market trade in foodstuffs is thriving.

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

"It's easier to make 'em talk when you just cement the feet."

'I don't care if they do help you remember which role you're supposed to be playing. Take them off!'

The Brains of the Outfit

'No, you can't fake your own death and leave all your money to yourself.'

'Organised crime taking over city says mayor'

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

"All right, which one stole your identity?"

'I'm taking a poll. Do you feel safe in your own home?'