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'The killer should not be hard to find - he has left a trail of inserts.'

'Unfortunately The Hounds of The Baskerville were my role models.'

hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

Diary of a DNA Cop

Arrest of La Tuta

"It was me who did it!"

Alan Davies.

A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.

'Did he say anything before he died?'

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

'Murder, eh? Nailed me for trespassing.'

Black market trade in foodstuffs is thriving.

'We know the elephant died when he jumped off the roof. But the other guy? It's a mystery.'

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

"It's easier to make 'em talk when you just cement the feet."

'I don't care if they do help you remember which role you're supposed to be playing. Take them off!'

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

The Godfather Sends Chess Master Bobby Fischer a Message. . .

'No, you can't fake your own death and leave all your money to yourself.'

'Organised crime taking over city says mayor'

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

The Brains of the Outfit