Urban Mystery Lovers Mugs

"You bring da fish?" "You bring da bread?"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Monster Clown

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"On your left."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Romulus and Remus

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"We're here, Harry."

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'Emotional blackmail.'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

Planet of the Ants

Biker and Cyclist.

A smart alec boy

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'