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'You know they say if you throw a baby into the water it'll swim? ... not true.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Walt Disney on ice."

A sure sign of rain

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"We need rain."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Vampire on a plane

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Romulus and Remus

Suburban Legend

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

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"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"There! I heard it again!"

"The beginning of another urban legend."

Abominable Snow Dog.