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Whack-a-mole

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

Plain clothes police man and car.

First clue that you're in over your head: 'Are you sure you weren't followed?'

Tuleyville Police Dept: Chief, Patrol man, Undercover.

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Undercover Biophysicists

Barks in code.

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

Whistle blower...

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

'In London Town the streets are paved with gold!'

Polly wasn't a very successful undercover agent.

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'