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'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Barks in code.

A boy acting suspiciously

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Undercover Biophysicists

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Whistle blower...

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

Polly wasn't a very successful undercover agent.

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

"I don't need to write it down, boss, I'm wearing a wire."

'He's working undercover to find out 'what up' with youth gangs.'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

CIA 'They gave me a license to kill, but it says I have to wear glasses.'

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

'Sgt. Driscol I think a change of footwear would be in order if you are going to entrap 'the Big Bad Wolf'.'