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'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Barks in code.

A boy acting suspiciously

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

Undercover Biophysicists

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

Whistle blower...

Polly wasn't a very successful undercover agent.

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

"If your application is successful we'll let you know in the most secretive way imaginable."

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

Mortified that her hospital gown did not close all the way in the back...

"I don't need to write it down, boss, I'm wearing a wire."

'He's working undercover to find out 'what up' with youth gangs.'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

'Sgt. Driscol I think a change of footwear would be in order if you are going to entrap 'the Big Bad Wolf'.'