Undercover Cop Pillows

Whack-a-mole

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

Plain clothes police man and car.

First clue that you're in over your head: 'Are you sure you weren't followed?'

Tuleyville Police Dept: Chief, Patrol man, Undercover.

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'Thanks to Rosetta Stone, I can ask a hooker if she's a cop in three different languages.'

Undercover Biophysicists

Barks in code.

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

Whistle blower...

Polly wasn't a very successful undercover agent.

"If your application is successful we'll let you know in the most secretive way imaginable."

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'