Undercover Officer Pillows

"I'm on Fourth Street, in an unmarked car." "Not anymore."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

Undercover Biophysicists

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"What should we do with this extra part?"

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Super-ego Surveillance

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

Whistle blower...

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

Polly wasn't a very successful undercover agent.

"Can you keep a secret?"

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!