Undercover Operative Wannabe Pillows

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Barks in code.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Clive couldn't work out who was stealing office equipment...

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

Undercover Biophysicists

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Rattache

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

"I don't need to write it down, boss, I'm wearing a wire."

'Took me all night to write that message.'

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

'If you are going to be a CSI, you can't say yuck at everything you see!'

"No, my memo isn't encrypted...the spell check broke."