Undercover Operative Pillows

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'If they kill you we won't get our bonus.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

Undercover Biophysicists

"What should we do with this extra part?"

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

Whistle blower...

Privacy Conference Security

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

Polly wasn't a very successful undercover agent.

'He's working undercover to find out 'what up' with youth gangs.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

CIA 'They gave me a license to kill, but it says I have to wear glasses.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'Testing, testing... Any better' 'Are you sure he's not wired'

'Sgt. Driscol I think a change of footwear would be in order if you are going to entrap 'the Big Bad Wolf'.'

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."