Undercover Operative Pillows

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'If they kill you we won't get our bonus.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Undercover Biophysicists

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

"What should we do with this extra part?"

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

Whistle blower...

Privacy Conference Security

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

Polly wasn't a very successful undercover agent.

"If your application is successful we'll let you know in the most secretive way imaginable."

'He's working undercover to find out 'what up' with youth gangs.'

Mortified that her hospital gown did not close all the way in the back...

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

'Took me all night to write that message.'

CIA 'They gave me a license to kill, but it says I have to wear glasses.'

'Sgt. Driscol I think a change of footwear would be in order if you are going to entrap 'the Big Bad Wolf'.'

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.