Covert Operative Pillows

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

Hiding the electronics.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'Of course I wasn't followed!'

"I bought this one behind my art consultant's back."

'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

"This phone conversation may be bugged, but only for training purposes."

'If they kill you we won't get our bonus.'

"We just can't dumb it down any more Sir."

"Officers McWit and Fenton, didn't the chief tell you this was a plain clothes operation?"

"Here's our mission statement. Read it, commit it to memory and then eat it."

'C and A? I thought he said CIA!'