Cover-up Detective Pillows

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"So that's where you were last night."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Undercover Biophysicists

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"It's a setup."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"We need to talk about procrastination."

"See...polystyrene!"

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

"President Whipple couldn't make it."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

Federal witness protection agency.

"They're not home.."