Deception Detective Pillows

Happy masks, unhappy men shaking hands.

look out it might be a fake

'OK you didn't eat the rabbit, I believe you; snakes are no strangers to plausible deniability.'

"See...polystyrene!"

"They're not home.."

"Gloria it's time you found out the truth about me. I'm not a dermatologist, I'm really a taxidermist!"

'Wait -- look! All this time we've been fooled by a blue-screen background and wires!'

'This is a rip-off!'

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

I've lied to you...I don't really look like Angelina Jolie...in fact, I'm a short dumpy cross dresser. Close enough!

Man trying to convince ladies that he is the artist of a painting they like

"It's a setup."

"Oh, gosh, oh no, you've found me out..."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Turtle Hat

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"We fell for this last time remember..."

The life of penguins.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Sportswasher's

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"