Deception Detective Pillows

Happy masks, unhappy men shaking hands.

look out it might be a fake

'Nice try with the scraggly outfits. However, I saw you pull up in the 2007 Mercedes CL 550'

'OK you didn't eat the rabbit, I believe you; snakes are no strangers to plausible deniability.'

"See...polystyrene!"

"They're not home.."

"Gloria it's time you found out the truth about me. I'm not a dermatologist, I'm really a taxidermist!"

'Wait -- look! All this time we've been fooled by a blue-screen background and wires!'

'This is a rip-off!'

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

I've lied to you...I don't really look like Angelina Jolie...in fact, I'm a short dumpy cross dresser. Close enough!

Man trying to convince ladies that he is the artist of a painting they like

"It's a setup."

"Oh, gosh, oh no, you've found me out..."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Turtle Hat

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

The life of penguins.

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Sportswasher's

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'