Deception Detectives Pillows

"Can I take your coat?"

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Turtle Hat

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

The life of penguins.

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Sportswasher's

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

"It's a setup."

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"Bad debts, yes, but you can't deduct bad trips."

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"See...polystyrene!"

'...and then you smile and say...all together now...'that's not deductible.'.'

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

Since this is a smoke-free building, we'll have to fool the shareholders with mirrors alone.

"When the IRS sees your deductions they'll get a good laugh!"

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

After income tax, pension and national insurance I end up owing £450.

"$68,000? You said that deceptive ad would cost me $23,000."

"They're not home.."

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'