Deception Detectives Gifts

"Can I take your coat?"

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Turtle Hat

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

The life of penguins.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Sportswasher's

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

"It's a setup."

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"Bad debts, yes, but you can't deduct bad trips."

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"See...polystyrene!"

'...and then you smile and say...all together now...'that's not deductible.'.'

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

Since this is a smoke-free building, we'll have to fool the shareholders with mirrors alone.

"When the IRS sees your deductions they'll get a good laugh!"

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

After income tax, pension and national insurance I end up owing £450.

"$68,000? You said that deceptive ad would cost me $23,000."

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.