Deception Detector Gifts

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

Sportswasher's

Turtle Hat

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

The life of penguins.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

"It's a setup."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

"See...polystyrene!"

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

"They're not home.."

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

"You fix it by buying a new one."

I can't decide if you make me want to be a better man, a better lawyer or a better liar. ! !

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Dang it! My pants must've shrunk in the dryer. . . Ok. . . who's responsible for shrinking all of my slacks?!!'

"Oh, gosh, oh no, you've found me out..."

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

The Magicians' Union...

'Convention time in the liar's club.'

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'

Get rich quick giving seminars!

'OK you didn't eat the rabbit, I believe you; snakes are no strangers to plausible deniability.'

look out it might be a fake

Fake news on social media