Deception Gifts

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Turtle Hat

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

"I'm impressed...Baldo stayed up all night studying."

"Extreme miming"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

The life of penguins.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

Sportswasher's

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

"It's a setup."

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Yes, you are speaking to Grandma.

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

"See...polystyrene!"

Gardener of the Year.

Since this is a smoke-free building, we'll have to fool the shareholders with mirrors alone.

"They're not home.."

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

'Convention time in the liar's club.'

The Magicians' Union...

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'

I can't decide if you make me want to be a better man, a better lawyer or a better liar. ! !

"Oh, gosh, oh no, you've found me out..."

'Should I make a note of the fact that the witness has grown a Pinocchio nose, your honor?'

'OK you didn't eat the rabbit, I believe you; snakes are no strangers to plausible deniability.'