Deception Gifts

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Turtle Hat

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

"I'm impressed...Baldo stayed up all night studying."

"Extreme miming"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

The life of penguins.

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

Sportswasher's

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

"It's a setup."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Gardener of the Year.

Yes, you are speaking to Grandma.

"See...polystyrene!"

Since this is a smoke-free building, we'll have to fool the shareholders with mirrors alone.

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

"They're not home.."

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'

'Convention time in the liar's club.'

The Magicians' Union...

"Oh, gosh, oh no, you've found me out..."

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

'Should I make a note of the fact that the witness has grown a Pinocchio nose, your honor?'

'OK you didn't eat the rabbit, I believe you; snakes are no strangers to plausible deniability.'

look out it might be a fake

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

'Wait -- look! All this time we've been fooled by a blue-screen background and wires!'

"Ignore that, Mrs. Schmidt, it's the oldest trick in their book!"