Deceptive Marketing Detective Gifts

"$68,000? You said that deceptive ad would cost me $23,000."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

The United States' economy deflating.

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Have you seen my money?

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"Multi-level marketing!"

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

"It's a setup."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

"See...polystyrene!"

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

'To be honest I generally only deal with clients by phone or email.'

Your weight. See, it's up not down. I told you "thin crust" pizza did not mean it would magically slim you.

"They're not home.."

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

'I don't get it...Our business model was exactly the same.'

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."

"Okay, let's hear some weaknesses."

'Ghah. They've moved everything round again.'

"Oh, gosh, oh no, you've found me out..."

Al's Ice Cream 31 Flavors (minus 30).

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'

"'Love makes a Subaru a Subaru' my eye!"