
"Yes, I drank this Poland Spring water I bought here...but I still have no idea 'what it means to be from Maine.'"
Looking for a gift for someone with a knack for uncovering the truth and a passion for branding and detective work? Our collection offers cleverly designed items that honor their investigative spirit and creative flair. Whether they’re piecing together clues or analyzing brands, these gifts add a touch of humor and appreciation for their unique talent. Find something that truly matches their curious and analytical personality, perfect for celebrating their detective instincts with a dash of wit.
"Yes, I drank this Poland Spring water I bought here...but I still have no idea 'what it means to be from Maine.'"
"'Love makes a Subaru a Subaru' my eye!"
The future of ad placement in video games
"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."
"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"
"Well I don't care if you don't like that brand, Kevin. You don't live here."
'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'
"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."
'We've re-branded.'
"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."
Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.
"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."
Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.
"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."
Sure, I'll take a sandwich
"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."
The United States' economy deflating.
'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'
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Food manufacturing industry in a soup.
'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'
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"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."
Next semester I have "The Frito-lay
Peace on Earth
Have you seen my money?
"My husband's in advertising."
"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."
Fashion Mistake.
Hipster Police Department
Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.
"...This is the only way I can get though college!"
'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'
'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'
"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."
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