Brandwatcher Gifts

"Coming soon! The Mac Store"

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

'Slugger' Sims...Leader in: Home Runs, RBIs, Endorsement Deals.

Fashion Mistake.

'Henderson, Sir - marketing.'

"My husband's in advertising."

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

"I don't know...to me it seems like a cry for help."