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"Coming soon! The Mac Store"

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

'Henderson, Sir - marketing.'

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

'Slugger' Sims...Leader in: Home Runs, RBIs, Endorsement Deals.

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

Fashion Mistake.

"My husband's in advertising."

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'Ahh, but it's a Dyson saltshaker.'

"I don't know...to me it seems like a cry for help."

"Like Facebook, I have also changed our company name so that it will be more clear and transparent to our customers who we are and what we do."

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

Brad seizes upon a hot trend in marketing: personal pop-up ads.