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"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Opening the door to new customers

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

'Now go out there and sell yourself!'

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

"He works well with everyone except customers and co-workers."

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

'Then again - no pain, no gain.'

'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.'

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

'We're projecting a profit, but not within our lifetimes.'

'Are you hiding something from me?'

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'

'Mom, Dad, it's nice of you to visit me at the store, but you know, I am working.'

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

"You say there's a dip in the market?"

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

"Like Facebook, I have also changed our company name so that it will be more clear and transparent to our customers who we are and what we do."

Brad seizes upon a hot trend in marketing: personal pop-up ads.

'Stay on all fours. That way you can pounce on new consumer wants.'

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

'Excellent! Our tests confirm that the average shareholder falls asleep by page 9 of the 10-K. Place the notice of the IRS audit on page 10.'

Where history's best ideas happen.

"I can't keep giving you stock tips. The SEC has been making 'insider trading' inquiries."

'I'm trading futures in green sheets.'

'I don't need a rewards program for my customers, as much as I do a blind faith program for them.'

"My hunch is heads will roll."