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'Nothing else seems to have worked so we're going to try our luck with a holy man.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

You can breed these if the environment is right.

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'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"Money is life's report card."

'Now go out there and sell yourself!'

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

Post Game Day Betting.

"Investment strategy - fear."

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

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'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'