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(One small step for the Nasdaq…. One giant leap for me!)

Bull markets don't go up forever.

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

"Microsoft up a third, GM down a half on low volume..."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

You can breed these if the environment is right.

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'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"Money is life's report card."

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'How wonderful - the both of us in futures.'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

Post Game Day Betting.

Ask Mister Buck: Financial Expert. "Dear Mister Buck, Is it true that 'money talks'?" Yes, and it drowns out everything else!

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'

"He said he can't complain. Business is good."

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'