Stock Market Whisperer Pillows

Bull markets don't go up forever.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

You can breed these if the environment is right.

Opening the door to new customers

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Money is life's report card."

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

Post Game Day Betting.

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"Investment strategy - fear."

"He said he can't complain. Business is good."

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

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'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."