The Wall Street Whisperer Pillows

'On Wall Street, stocks and bonds dropped on news that past performance is no guarantee of future results...'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"This position has become very important to the company."

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

You can breed these if the environment is right.

Opening the door to new customers

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Money is life's report card."

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

Gulliver's Travails

"He said he can't complain. Business is good."

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

Undisclosed amounts

"Investment strategy - fear."

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Ask Mister Buck: Financial Expert. "Dear Mister Buck, Is it true that 'money talks'?" Yes, and it drowns out everything else!

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."