The Wall Street Whisperer T-Shirts

'On Wall Street, stocks and bonds dropped on news that past performance is no guarantee of future results...'

"This position has become very important to the company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

You can breed these if the environment is right.

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'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"Money is life's report card."

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

"He said he can't complain. Business is good."

Undisclosed amounts

"Investment strategy - fear."

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Have you hugged your money today?

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'