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'I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate to me as to whether you are bullish or bearish?'

Opening the door to new customers

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

Post Game Day Betting.

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

Computer whisperer.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.'

WWW.World.com

"Have you thought about early retirement?"

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

Ukraine War Clouds

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'

"You say there's a dip in the market?"

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

"I can't keep giving you stock tips. The SEC has been making 'insider trading' inquiries."

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

'I'm trading futures in green sheets.'

'A few rules for new investors: First never say 'kaching' until the market is up...'

'It's been telling you to blood-let a pint a day? When's the last time you updated that medical app?'

Stock Market Decline

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."