Trading Whisperer Gifts

'I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate to me as to whether you are bullish or bearish?'

Opening the door to new customers

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

Post Game Day Betting.

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

Computer whisperer.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.'

WWW.World.com

"You say there's a dip in the market?"

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

Ukraine War Clouds

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

Happiness is a warm warm iPad.

"Have you thought about early retirement?"

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

"I can't keep giving you stock tips. The SEC has been making 'insider trading' inquiries."

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Rudy, you bought me a high-definition camcorder. You shouldn't have. Is that you shouldn't have as in: It's just too thoughtful? Or, simply: You shouldn't have 'cause this gift stinks? I'm really blown away. Clarify!

'I'm trading futures in green sheets.'

'A few rules for new investors: First never say 'kaching' until the market is up...'

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

'It's been telling you to blood-let a pint a day? When's the last time you updated that medical app?'

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."