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'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

"Money is life's report card."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

Ask Mister Buck: Financial Expert. "Dear Mister Buck, Is it true that 'money talks'?" Yes, and it drowns out everything else!

"Investment strategy - fear."

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."