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'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"Money is life's report card."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."