Vegetable Whisperers T-Shirts

Even garden plants like to visit.

The Busy Gardener

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Plant Lady

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

An Unexpected Guest.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Award Winning Gardener

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Botany Baby!

An old man growing berries

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Man watering his plants in the rain.

Tree Passion

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

"Bob! Your manure's here!"