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"'Twas always folly, dear cousin. A humble parsnip could never be wed to an aubergine."

Allotment

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Rap-scallions

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Onion Tears

Avocado Timeline

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'He's all eyes!'

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman