Vegetable Artist T-Shirts

'I hope you don't mind the broccoli -- I couldn't find a carrot.'

Allotment

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Horti-Culture

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Rap-scallions

Onion Tears

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Avocado Timeline

'He's all eyes!'

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'Mom always told us to eat the greens!'