Vegetable Dancer T-Shirts

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Advocado

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Runner Bean...

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"In my previous life I was arugula."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Artichoking victim

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

Pickled beets.

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

"It's not you. It's pea."

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

Popeye Switches to Kale.

'... And I now insert the brai ... Egor, this is a cauliflower.'

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

'No one really talks about Walt's other theme park anymore.'

'Keep arguing about eating you spinach and Mummy won't be able to guarantee your health and safety.'

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'