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'I think you're right Ruby, our husbands are revolting... mine won't eat his greens either!'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

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"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

Even garden plants like to visit.

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

Bill finally receives a celery commensurate with his responsibilities.

"And let us never forget those million of brave yeast cells who gave their lives so we might guzzle."

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

"You're in luck. I've had great success with eggplant."

Judas Iscariot mistakenly thinks the last supper is dinner theater.

"When we hired you, we said we would offer a giant celery... Not a salary."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 10

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

"TO youthey're baby carrots, but to us wee folk, they're fully mature vegetables!"

'No Dad, that is NOT healthy fast food!'

"I love to cook, but usually I don't have enough parsley, sage, rosemary or time."

'The potatoes are over there, the brussel sprouts are next to that and right here is my husband Jack.'

'No dear, don't worry. It isn't recycled from old toilet tissue.'

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

'I'm not sure who to support. One is spoilt for choice these days!'

"You've just raided your last patch!"