Vegetable Champion T-Shirts

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

"Broccoli? It's not fair that I have to eat something I can't even spell."

Prize vegetables.

Allotment

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Advocado

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

Rap-scallions

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Pea

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

Onion Tears

Avocado Timeline

Runner Bean...

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."