Vegetable Champion T-Shirts

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

"Broccoli? It's not fair that I have to eat something I can't even spell."

Prize vegetables.

Allotment

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Advocado

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

Onion Tears

Pea

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Rap-scallions

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Avocado Timeline

Runner Bean...

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

Artichoking victim